Bucktooth

I'm supposed to CL History but whatever... I've held back enough anger from this motherfucking bitch from hell for the past four years so I'd better let it out since everyone seems to agree with hating her now.
Who is she? S E R  NE
(HINT: E)

Yes. Mommafucking, asswipin', nosepickin', masturbating, bitch humpin', cum squirting, dildo-addicted, blowjobbin', pussy sucking, cilt licking whore. That is what she is.

Unexplainably queer. Not the good kind.

Okay, if you're not from SIS, here's the scoop: Serene and my pal Amelia were in the same group for camp and they went sailing. Amelia capsized (I don't know if it had something to do with The Bitch) then I think she was hurt and crying? But Serene just stood there like a stunned squirrel. A GIRL IS CRYING AND YOU'RE JUST FUCKING WATCHING? Serene has nothing against Amelia so WHY? FUCKING WHY? Oh, and later, another girl called Shyan, asked her about the sailing incident and Serene just yelled, "YOU'RE SO UNFAIR TO ME! YOU'RE SUCH A BAD LEADER!" Or somewhere along the lines like that. Like WHAT? She just damned ask you a question and you accuse her of being unfair and bad? Although I'm okay with Shyan, I'm not exactly besties with her but seriously????

Then I think when they built the raft or something like that, Serene was just watching. LIKE watching. With her stupid glazed over eyes and her mouth wide open with her ugly bucked tooth teeth sticking out. I think that's how she got bucktoothed. From opening her mouth so damned much. AND she can't even put on a jacket properly! She'll let it fall off her shoulders and let it bunch up at the crook of her arm. Yeah, it might look good if it went with your shirt or something but that is SCHOOL UNIFORM. It's grey and red. It doesn't look good all crumpled up like that. It's so damned annoying! EVERYTIME. REALLY. EVERYTIME I see her. She's just there, staring, literally opened mouth, with her fucking bucked tooth.

The worse thing is that she doesn't even know how to tie up her hair properly. THE FUCKING HECK? Again, every time at camp, I always see her hair in a mess. When she ties it up in a ponytail, there are like HUGE bulges sticking out. I've seen her tie her hair up using a comb but she seemed to be CLUELESS on how to tie her hair with a comb. So she just gave up and scrunched it together and put, I don't know, some loose band used to stop your fringe getting in the way when you're washing you're face. It's not a good hairband, even.

But that's not the end. She a friggin "Teacher's Pet" The teachers all think she's just perfect with good grades and all but in real life, she's not. AT ALL. Trust me.

Then, she pretends to be "cool" so in Drama CCA, she'll follow my EVERY action! LITERALLY!! Once, I clapped my hands sarcastically at Holly or someone, I forgot, then a second later Serene picked up my lead and clapped too. But then she CONTINUED clapping even when I stopped. So it was so awkward and stupid. After that, she began clapping whenever she could. It was really moronic and awkward. So I had to say coldly to her "Yeah, don't play along, will you?" Then she stopped.

I really don't regret saying that.

So in a nutshell, I certify Serene "Bitchy" Lam is a total retard. Literally. (I wonder why I used so many "literally" in this post. Maybe Serene is a really... Hard-to-believe-there-is-such-a-person-alive?)