Keep on swimming

Alrighty guys! New ways to annoy people at swimming pools! Same policy! :)

• Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met.
• Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people drown today.
• Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
• Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
• Take a flutter board and pretend you can't swim.
• Hit strangers with your flutter board.
• Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
• Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
• Sit on the top of the water slide and don't move.
• Swim near a stranger and say, "Dammit I knew I shouldn't have had watermelon before I came here.".
• Insist that you saw a monster at the bottom of the pool.
• Pretend to drown and then when someone tries to help you, say, "HA-HA, fooled you!".
• Scream as someone is trying to do something when jumping off of a diving board.
• Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
• Tell people you saw the lifeguard pissing in the pool.
• Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed.
• Try to negotiate the price of getting in.
• Take a really long time when you are on top of the high dive and then act as though you were pushed off.
• When in line, ask strangers if they think invisible people get a discount.
• Take your towel, tie it around your shoulders and say, "Wheee! I'm Batman!" while running around.
• Hit strangers with your wet towel.
• Throw people's things into the pool. 
• Sing and dance on top of the diving board, then do a belly-flop as your grande-finale.
• Play Marco-Polo by yourself.
• Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.