Before the kid is born:
- When you're carrying a baby, your body will get extremely uncomfortable. Your insides get squished and you can't breathe properly. Uncool. It's like having an asthma attack 24/7
- You need a lot of treatments and special food to ensure the kid is growing healthily. Guess how much the bill is? (Not answering that.)
- You might get miscarriage. Wow. All that money wasted and fuss over something that is unworthy. Great.
- More pain than you can imagine.
- You might die for something that will probably turn out as a failure.
- It'll eat into A LOT of you money. Toys, education, health care...
- You'll lose so much calcium. When the dude is out, your calcium level is dangerously low.
- Even after you raise it, the kid might turn his/her back on you and leave you out to live in the cold. Awesome. Like I want that.
- When the kid does something bad and goes to jail. Who gets the blame for not raising them well?
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