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Some prank call ideas I found on the net and some I thought of. Some are from Aiken. I am NOT responsible for any deaths, injuries, enemies gained, scoldings, punishments, arrests whatsoever after using any of these ideas. 

• Call a random number over and over again until they call the police (Trevor tried this before.)
• Call Pizza Hut/Macdonlads/KFC or whatever, place an order at an imaginary address (like your asshole or something like that)or place an impossible order
• Call Pizza Hut or whatever and place an order with a thick accent so they don't understand, when they ask you to speak more clearly, accuse them of being racist
•  Call Pizza Hut and ask for KFC's number
• Insist that your victim is your mom and you're coming back home for dinner that night
• Pretend do be a secret agent and insist your victim of illegal downloading/drug selling/buying a lottery ticket but underaged or anything illegal and say the police will arrive at their home in 5 minutes
• Call someone and act like they called you. "Hi, who is this?/This is (your name) speaking." Or call Pizza Hut and say, "Hi, may I take your order/may I help you?"
• Call someone and say they won a cruise to somewhere ridiculous/real (it'll still work great with both, hopefully) or say they're being interviewed on a TV reality show/radio broadcast and ask them for juicy secrets/rumours on someone. 
• Say that you're from the police/bank and there's been a million dollars deposited into your victim's bank account and you're suspicious
• Call someone and say you're breaking up with them
• [Hi, can I talk to Jeremy?]
  This prank works best if you cna disguise your voice or you have a lot of people with you. Call a random number and ask for Jeremy. The person there will tell you that you have the wrong number. Wait a few minutes and have a different person call back and ask for Jeremy. Repeat this process until they get really pissed off. Finally, have somebody call them and say "Hi, this is Jeremy. I was expecting to get a lot of calls today but I realized that I accidently gave my friends this number." Their reaction will be hilarious.
• Call someone and ask for directions to Sesame Street
• This is a good prank if you want to annoy somebody. call them up and say "Hi! I'm Bob from the Bubble Factory, and I saw bubbles and bubbles and bubbles and bubbles and bubbles..." Until they hang up. Then, call back and as it's ringing say, "and bubbles and bubbles and bubbles and bubbles and bubbles..." so when they answer they will hear it from the start. Repeat until you are satisfied.
• [An Old Classic Redone]   Call somebody and say "Hi! Is your refidgerator running?" They might laugh and think 'Oh I know this one.' So they will say "No." When they say 'no,' say to them "Oh, well this is Sears Home Repair Service, we'll be right over!"

• [Random Baby Prank]  Call somebody and ask them how babies are made. I know how simple it is, but I've gotten some hilarious reactions out of people with these.
• Call the local Chinese joint and insist on ordering for some American fast food. When they tell you that they do not serve that, go on to give them a detailed account of why they should include it in their menu. Throw a tantrum for added effect.
• You call your victim and pretend to be an engineer from the phone service. Say that the phone lines have been giving some problem and you would like to test the voice quality. Select a few stupid phrases and make your victim repeat the same for voice testing!
• Call up some number and when that person picks up the phone, get some girl to say, 'hey.. I have bad news.. I'm pregnant.'
• Call up some random number in the summer and start singing Christmas carols.
• If you want to know some embarrassing secrets about one of your friends, you could mimic the accent of his favorite actor/sportsman and then ask him the question. Your friend will blurt out his most intimate secrets.
• If you want to get back at someone, this is one of the funny prank calls to friends. Call one of your friends up and pretend to be the girl he has a crush on. Say that you like him a lot and want to go out with him for a date. Tell him to come to a place far away or in some dark parking lot. It'll be more fun if you go and watch.
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Ways to deal with tele markers (same policy)

• Start speaking in a different language (fluently, of course)
• Fake a robbery/gun shot. Pop a paper bag in the background but before you do that, say something like, "OMG! Why are you holding a gun?". For the robbery, say that someone is at your door then scream, "Who are you? What are you doing in my home?" Then sound like there's a struggle and maybe something breaking. Then hang up.
• Once the tele markers start to introduce the stuff, start to jabber on relentlessly about random stuff or about your personal life's drama. 
• When a telemarketer calls you, act really interested in what they have to say, but stop them midsentence and say "Well look, I'm really interested in what you have to say, but I'm kind of busy right now so could I have your home number and give you a call later?" They will explain to you that they cannot give out their personal information. Say to them "Oh, I understand, because you don't want to have people bothering you at home right?" When they tell you that that is the reason say "Good, well now you know how I feel." And hang up.
• When they say, "Can I interest you in...", cut them off and say, "Then can I interest YOU in..." (make it something ridiculous like "a can of elbow grease" or waterproof towels)
• At the end/cut them off and say, "Are you free tonight?"
• If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
• If they start out with, “How are you today?” say, “I’m so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; I burned my poptart this morning, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died…”
• After the Telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give your credit card number to a complete stranger.
• Tell them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.
• Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down.
• Hand the phone over to your cat and say it's because your cat is the boss of you.